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This Kind Of Person

So 5 months after I started the 50 day challenge I’m doing question number 2. So by the time I’m 35 I will have answered the Final Question.

In short though. I haven’t changed that much. 

I’ve gone from state school to private…

I’ve gained weight, lost it, gained it, and lost it; cut my hair, grown it, and cut it.

I have discovered that really, I prefer jalapenos to chocolate (although chilli chocolate is a good halfway point)….

And I’ve bought a new shirt.

I sometimes mix sugar and butter in a blender (cake baking stylie) and then eat it RAW WITH MY BARE HANDS.

I also eat pizza whilst simultaneously doing pilates from a darcey bussell dvd- i like the calories in=calories out idea.

I watch films with SPECTACULAR men in them - such as David Tennant, Gregory Peck, the french man in Amelie, etc - and rewind the bits where they look particularly dazzling to watch them again.

When I run up the stairs I imagine that Sauron’s chasing me.

And sometimes i dress up as David Bowie?

I myself started humbly in Cambridge progressing less humbly to just outside Bath and now I’m quite arrogantly studying for AS’s’s’s’s’s at a PUBLIC SCHOOL. Yep you heard it here, not content with the state sector I’ve dipped my toes into the waters of elitism and am really quite enjoying it. You’ll be surprised to hear that on my first day at aristocrat camp i was not surrounded by a heaving sea of tailor-made suits and tailored accents- nor was i exposed to braying, hunting, fiddling or any other of those attributes generally attributed to the upper classes. In fact, apart from the squash courts and the gardeners and the toast and tea….. rich people are apparently as human as we.

Notice the rhyme in the above sentence. You’ll be taking my claim to be Shakespeare’s ghost writer more seriously now eh? About time I got some credit.

Back to the point. My ‘tumblr’ shall concern my life at said elitist school, my ‘culture vulturism’ (shudder) and any other interesting things that come to my meandering mind. Drop in and leave me a post-it with a rude/humourous/encouraging message.

FANKS.

Love, or what you will,

E